Nope. Yer no astronaut.

Oh, thank you for this, John Cole!!!

Sarah Palin:
Pressed about what insights into recent Russian actions she gained by living in Alaska, Palin answered:

“They’re our next door neighbors and you can
actually see Russia from land here in Alaska,
from an island in Alaska.”

Our very own Krista, in the comments, responds:

And when I look out my window I can see the moon.
Doesn’t make me a fucking astronaut now, does it?

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