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With all the secession crazytalk coming out of Texas, it has come to light that Texas can actually split itself into five different states if it wants to. Hmmm.

The great guys over at AmericaBlog decided to ask for suggestions on what these new states should be named. Funny stuff!

My favorites?

• Jesusistan
• Cleetus
• Alabubba
• Soreloserville
• and Dumbfuckistan!

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